i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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