At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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