I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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