She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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