Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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