im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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