Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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