is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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