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When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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