i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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