its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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