I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Welp...herpes.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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