just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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