Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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