Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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