What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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