the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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