I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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