The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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