Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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