so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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