So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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