i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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