If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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