at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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