I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
