I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You are a booty call, not a friend.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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