worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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