Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I need to calm my uterus...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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