Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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