Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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