why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Randomize
