real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nicole vs. Life
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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