i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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