My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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