Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
