Well apparently he's into motor boating.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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