i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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