I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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