I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
