I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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