We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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