Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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