ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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