i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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