hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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