I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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