my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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