im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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