why didn't you poke me back
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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