I must be too annoying 4 u.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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